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# Well
To steal himself, he had to go back in time. Then his previous self had to go back in time to become the future self (and avoid a paradox), so he had to take his future self with him, so, they both went back in time, to find themselves 'mid-steal' so to speek, so they stole them. So... all four of them had to go back in time, where they found themselves, making 8 polar bears.

He has to continue this infinate loop in order to avoid a paradox, but in doing so he is creating an infinate number of polar bears, and an infinate number of polar bears has an infinate gravitational pull, causing everything in the universe to implode...

so yeah, a big crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:28, archived)
# Nah
He'll time out first.
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:31, archived)
# Ahh
but he won't, because he'll be forever rocking back and forth over the very same time period.. just with twice the number of himself every time...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:39, archived)
# you have
a lot of names. Dont you ever get confused? do you sometimes use your surname as a first name?
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:55, archived)
# Errrr....
no :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)
# I really
like the trading cards thing.
We(you or someone, not me, I am too lazy) should do a set of the b3ta regulars i.e bear, cat, paul D, pep, penguin etc..
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Thanks :)
That section is more popular than I could ever have hoped... even the people who star in it like it :) Although the cards could do with a nicer design... could some artist re-do them (with the same basic info in), and send me a simple template in GIF (or PNG, non-lossy anyway :) format so that I can make future cards to the same style?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)