we
used to have a yorkie dog (god rest him) and he had an Emu puppet that he would shag furiously on a regular basis then spend ages licking his winky
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Tedmus,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05,
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which
looked like a lipstick
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Tedmus,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:06,
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