b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 1887641 (Thread)

# don't you
have real cheese?

I just had soem lovely cheddar on toast - with onions and some chilli oil
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# /jealousy
it just isn't the same here.

I should never have tried any of yours.

I've found a close substitute, but it's incredibly expensive
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# how
weird

I pretty much survive on cheese

and beer

mainly cheese
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:53, archived)
# I also miss your bacon and sausages
and the cheap sainsbury's pizza. And the candy

You have better food.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)
# you'll
just have to come here to live

(and drop off some nutella on your way past - I can pay you in cheese)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)
# are you sure you want our nutella?
I didn't try any there, but ours is made in New Jersey, which pretty much guarantees that it's a different recipie than the original.

I'll trade you though, in an instant.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)
# and I really doubt I'll ever get to live there
I think to live there long term, you have to marry someone from there.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)
# make it two jars of nutella
and you can be my bride of green card convieniance

I even have a cupboard you could make your palace
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)
# hehehehe
:)

I think I'll pass, thanks though.

After I finish pub scheduler, I think I'm going to code a b3tan food exchange so we can all request food and trade sending stuff back and forth. May need a few more people over here though.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)
# hmph
it is a very nice cupboard

it has a shelf

and some hooks.

mmmmm b3tan foreign food o matic sounds good
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)
# yes,
considering all the food I had to carry over there (I could have put 1 suitcase inside the other on the way home) I think it would go well
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)