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# if you give me that fiver,
ill use £4 of it to have sex with stouffer, and the other quid to buy myself a drink afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# ew
just... ew
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# so
you've met stouffer then

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# claws out kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# I'm in a bad mood still
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# happy thoughts happy thoughts
edit: picture removed due to its high content of scrumptiousness
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# but I can't have any!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# if you give me that fiver
ill buy some jaffa cakes and send them to you.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# maybe.
its better than having sex with stouffer....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# well that's not very good
though the going to new york sounds like a good cause
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)
# or alternatively
I'll put it towards my "get to new york and have sex" appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# that
sounds like a good appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)
# hello
mr jaffacakeshop
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# ahahahaha
unfortunatly i had to go into liquidation on account of eating all my stock.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# the girl is delirious!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# hehehe
that's just one of the names I'm always going to read wrongly

like canyousmellonions is canyonsmellonious
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# why would getting to new york
make you have sex appeal?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# that's
what the quotes were for..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# My purposely
misunderstanding things for comic effect has back fired on me again.
Dash and blast.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# you need an "evil" moustache to twiddle.
that would have made that post so much more menacing, in a 1930's kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# I'll remember that for future reference.
I was thinking more of a Dr Smith from Lost In Space style comment there.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# i was thinking a kind of dastardley and muttley/silent film baddie type...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)
# errr
i dont really know.

(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# I shouldn't say these things
I only talked to him for about 15 minutes..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# you dont need to apologise for everything y'know!
we take the piss out of each other, often for no reason! thats what we do! stop apologising!


now tell me to cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# cock off
better?

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# much
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# you
twatfearing cockmonger
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)
# you badgerwanking arse fondler
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# s'good this
innit?
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# fucking great.
you duck spelunker
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# not that i know of
but still... ew
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# youd remember if youd met him....
trust me....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)