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# I still think that kittens are intrinsically evil
but subtle
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# it's even in the dictionary

Kitten : kît''n
Noun
    1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe : ''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''
   

  2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankinds destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost : ''I haven''t potato''ed a kitten for a while.''
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# They are, as a rule...
But they are only evil for noble purposes.

(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)