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[challenge entry] It's not shite being Scottish

It is, however, shite being a Scottish man who looks like a potato with excema.
Am doing this all wrong?

From the How We Won The War challenge. See all 326 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 15 Jul 2002, 18:39, archived)
# Why should it be shite?
You can drink Caledonian 80/- and Deuchars IPA!
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Mon 15 Jul 2002, 18:44, archived)
# Think of my arms.
In Trainspotting Renton goes on a mad blether about how it's 'shite bein' Scottish'.
As I live in England I was forced, for six months after it came out,
to wear v-necks and say "nae cnut's leaves here 'til we find oot whit cnut did it"
all the time by my English cohorts.

Oh, the humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 15 Jul 2002, 18:55, archived)
# you should have worn
a t-shirt with:
AWAYANBILEYERHEIDYABASS

[edit] BTW I have been in that pub.
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Mon 15 Jul 2002, 19:00, archived)
# Renton's sporting
a b3ta T. Isn't that enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 15 Jul 2002, 19:12, archived)