A Panda walks intoa bar, sits down at a table, and asks the waiter 'do you serve bamboo here?' 'The cook can make you some', said the waiter, and he brings the panda a big bowl of steamed bamboo, which the Panda eats with great relish. When the waiter brings the Panda the check, the Panda pulls out a revolver, shoots the waiter dead, and exits the restaurant. Bar patrons chase after the bear and when they catch the bear, he cries 'I couldn't help it, I'm a Panda!' 'what do you mean?', said his captors. Look up 'Panda' in the dictionary, said the Panda. WHen they find the entry for 'Panda' it says, 'large black-and-white bear indigenous to Tibet and China. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves
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