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# Worst food ever...
me and a few friends we're hungry for pizza one night... we had a crust, so all we needed was sauce. Well, we didn't have any sauce, so i chose (what i assumed) would be close to sauce 'tomato paste'. I figured i'd spice it up, and without tasting once i added: Salt, Seasoning Salt, Garlic Powder, Mrs. Dash, 'steak seasoning', 'bacon and chive' seasoning, and then.. more salt.

It smelled amazing, so we topped off the pizza, threw some cheese on there and decided we needed something more.. but what?

everyone thought....

'chocolate?' someone suggested.

'yes, that sounds really good' (everything would make more sense if we did drugs, but we don't) So on goes chocolate (shredded with the cheese grater) and in goes the pizza.

30 minutes later, i think every single one of us we're throwing up in the backyard.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)