Try this...?As a student, with a crap job, crap pay, still living at home, and who enjoys the occasional.....well ok then, most of the time who enjoys a few pints or 12. I decided to come home one night with a couple of good buddies, after getting smashed on most of the stuff available (Birthday i believe) and on the way, we pooled our money together to pick up 4, yes 4 frozen chicken fillets in breadcrumbs. got it home, and wondered what to do with it.
.....'Deep Fat Fryer?'
we praised this fine fellow for his genius and promptly whacked it in the deep fryer until crusty golden brown. whacked them all on plates with...yup tomato sauce.
We all decided that wrapping these fillets in kitchen towel stuff would be easier than looking for the cutlery or actually washing some from the evening meal.
We all took large bites out of these supposed delicious morsals with a large topping of ketchup...only to find out the bastards were frozen in the middle still! Still ate them and polished it off with a couple of vodka's each and a smoke in the garden.
Oh how the vomit hurled its way into next door's flower bed :D
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.....'Deep Fat Fryer?'
we praised this fine fellow for his genius and promptly whacked it in the deep fryer until crusty golden brown. whacked them all on plates with...yup tomato sauce.
We all decided that wrapping these fillets in kitchen towel stuff would be easier than looking for the cutlery or actually washing some from the evening meal.
We all took large bites out of these supposed delicious morsals with a large topping of ketchup...only to find out the bastards were frozen in the middle still! Still ate them and polished it off with a couple of vodka's each and a smoke in the garden.
Oh how the vomit hurled its way into next door's flower bed :D