full English breakfastBreakfast: (a) scraped kebab remains from the bedroom floor (b) cornflakes but no milk: used the lager in a can which had somehow not been polished off in the previous night's debauch. NB: if you're trying this at home, don't pour from the can with the fag-butts in.
I can't believe I did these things but there are reliable witnesses. What a scuzzmaster !
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I can't believe I did these things but there are reliable witnesses. What a scuzzmaster !