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# oh yeah
and my mum once put a mince pie in the microwave for 17mins on full power, result one small house fire!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Once, when I was a knee whipper
I decided to melt a KitKat on the hob. In a plastic bowl. It melted alright, let me tell you.

Still ate it though
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Festival Food
I tried to eat a tin of cold macarroni cheeses, but it was too minging. All I got to eat that night was a tin of tuna and a carton of ambrosia custard, mixed in a can. This is worse than Birds custard, as it is too thick.

Note: this wasn't totally me being shit at the foods, I was kinda trying to sicken someone at the same time. Success.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)