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# Lose the pet.
Pets record your every move and send it to a team of Nigerian fraudsters.

Besides it's Febreeze. I always thought it was Fabreeze until b3ta put me straight.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I thought the pets
were nigerian fraudsters?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# No, no, no!
They wait til you are out of your house, or are reading your bank statements. Haven't you noticed how pets tend to hang around during such times?
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Actually,
if they're cats, they're drilling.

(You won't get this unless you watch Eddie Izzard)
(Sher_idan, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)