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thanks mystery bob

i don't remember this but my mum swears its true
when i was a kid my dad bought a tortoise and to stop it escaping he wanted to attach a string so he drilled a hole in its shell!!!

(bigdogs, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 6:40, archived)

that was common practice until

flymos became popular, with hilarious results!!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:15, archived)

We took the direct option

and just cut the fucker's legs off. Made a great doorstop.

(mentalageofseven, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)