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[challenge entry] News thing attempt.

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(Seamus Andrew Murphy, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 4:49, archived)
# haha
that is strangely funny
(Cheril, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 5:02, archived)
# Wait...
Are you one of the Americans I've been told about?
(Seamus Andrew Murphy, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 5:03, archived)
# What did they tell you?
I was nowhere near Cleveland!
(Cheril, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 5:04, archived)
# Hmmm...
I wish now I had details!
(Seamus Andrew Murphy, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 5:05, archived)
# liar!
I saw you there. You were there! How could you!?
*sounds of sobbing and broken glass*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 5:12, archived)
# it would be wonderful
if weebl (or wobble or bobble or whatever the lawyers have allowed) were a star in this country.
Why does the cool shit always happen in Europe?
I hate this place.....
except for monster trucks...and free ketchup packets.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 5:16, archived)
# Let's see...
We have the Rust-belt...hmmm, scratch that, not so good.

We have the balsa airplanes that cost about a buck, eh? Not too bad?

We have Uncle Sam cereal (extremely nasty. It's ground flax and no sweetener)

So, yah, it's a'sucky here.
(Seamus Andrew Murphy, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 5:24, archived)
# No it isn't
We have Rufus Wainwright and the Rocky Mountains and baseball. Sure the current political administration sucks, but the rest is pretty cool.
(Cheril, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 6:47, archived)
# Hmmm...
We also have B.B. King, so that's to the good, but there is that current White House occupant...
(Seamus Andrew Murphy, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)