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mwo ha ha

one of the girls in my class at high school did that to me [ dutch or sommit] luckily i knew the restore lanuage code for my model.

unfortunately for her she didn't know one for her's and she couldn't speak greek. the menus were text based [few years back now] so she went in the huff wae me for ages. which was a shame because she was(is much more so now) hot

(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)

My mate

set the welcome message on his gran's new mobile to "This phone will explode in 5 seconds". When she first saw the message, she screamed and dropped it into a sink-full of washing up.

He has to buy her a new phone, but says it was worth it.

(Not very much gravitas at all, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)