I saw a fake ghost onceI was visiting some mates in my home town of Malvern, it was pretty late and I had left the pub to have a sneaky spliff (mates don't smoke). The only quietish place in the centre of the town is a little graveyard by a great big church just next to the high street. Anyway I was sat there and I saw this woman dressed in a grey victorian looking cloak walking along on the other side of the yard. Now I don't believe in ghosts but I would love to be proved wrong, so I ran over towards the figure. I shouted something like 'oi ghost', and was told by the figure to piss off. It turned out to be a very real girl who was pretending to be a ghost for the benefit of some tourists at the top of the yard, so I imagine that someone somewhere has a picture of me in a graveyard shouting at a ghost. She was NOT HAPPY, I had ruined it quite spectacularly
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