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# i just shit myself
I've been sat reading this page for the last hour or so, about 2 mins. ago I heard something fall to the ground in another room (deffo in my flat) jumped out of my skin, assumed it was my cat who it turns out is at my feet....having looked around the flat I find razor (for my legs!!) is on the floor at the opposite side of the room to where it should be....so my razor has just jumped out of the bowl and thrown itself across the room.....I'm off work today with diarrhea / food poisening which had just been made much much worse.........I'm not joking I'm still shaking.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)