» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Lesbian dating=bad
After a 7 year relationship fell apart, i went on the lesbian dating scene to fuck myself happy, sadly I met up with an absolute mentaler, she was an attention seeking drunk who sought peoples attention by cutting herself, threatening to kill herself, taking anything she could get her hands on, shitting the bed and being generally a bit on the odd side, this i realised after the first date, but she took some getting rid of.

It ended in me calling the crazy van to come and take her away on halloween, the funny side to this story is, I was dressed as a road accident when the ambulance turned up, after some confusion i pointed them in her direction so they could ship her off the the crazy section of the hospital.....nice...be warned.
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 11:49, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Vomit guitar
MMM MMMM this is a lovely memory.
I was about 14 / 15 I'd drank a bottle of thunderbird with my friend before
we went to an 'older boys' party, where I proceeded consume rather a large
amount of shrooms and jack daniels, no real memory of anything that happened
at the party ...anyway....i managed to make it the 9 or so miles back home
on my bike, to find that the room moved A LOT if I lay on the bed, so much
so that a tidal wave of vomit was about to hit...not wanting to upset my
parents with my wretching and puking, I decided to keep the event to my
bedroom.

By my bed I discovered a guitar case, which I promptly opened and filled
with Jack Daniels, mushroom and thunderbird soup.

Next afternoon I find the case has gone,

Hmm yes, the guitar case belonged to a friend of my mums, a highly respected
guitarist who was storing instruments at our house before a gig in
Manchester.

I never asked at what point the contents were discovered, but I sorta hope
it was on stage...ahhhhhh
(Mon 19th Dec 2005, 14:27, More)

» Irrational Fears

I hate chickens too
One bit me on the top of the nose when I was a kid, it was going for my eye but missed and cut my nose.

I really enjoy eating them.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 12:05, More)

» Hidden Treasure

yey drugs
my old hairdresser being a useless gak head, once mistook me for another of his clients and whispered ' i have the 'stuff' you wanted' in my ear while getting my hair done...after he'd finsihed he handed me an envelope and winked at me...i just smiled and left.
On openeing the envelope I found 4 grams of coke and 10 pills...i know it's not hidden treasure...but i'm still pretty chuffed about it even now.
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 14:44, More)

» Irrational Fears

I hate hiccups
They make me feel violent.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 10:56, More)