that reminds me of another joke...there was an englishman, irishman and a
scotsman out walking through a forest.
they notice a cave with a small light over a
table, and a nice new crisp fiver on the table
so the englishman runs in and goes for the
fiver, suddenly hears a spooky voice..'I'm the
ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays
on the table.
so he bricks it and runs out screaming.
then it's the irishmans turn, same thing all
over again.
the scotsman is a bit bored by now, so he
calmly walks in and hears the voice again
..'I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays on the table.'
So he shouts 'I'm the ghost of donald duck. i'll take this fiver and run like fuck',
He did as he said.
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scotsman out walking through a forest.
they notice a cave with a small light over a
table, and a nice new crisp fiver on the table
so the englishman runs in and goes for the
fiver, suddenly hears a spooky voice..'I'm the
ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays
on the table.
so he bricks it and runs out screaming.
then it's the irishmans turn, same thing all
over again.
the scotsman is a bit bored by now, so he
calmly walks in and hears the voice again
..'I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays on the table.'
So he shouts 'I'm the ghost of donald duck. i'll take this fiver and run like fuck',
He did as he said.