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# I think the last pearl harbour hell slots were taken up by
Micheal Bay, Benn Affleck and all the rest of the people connected to the movie and the boke and ex girlfriend of mine who decided that we should go and see it

It's sooo long and sooooooo fucking shite
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:05, archived)
# never saw it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)
# keep it that way
especially if the girl who wants to see it runs off with your very good friend straight after wards. Why couldnt she do that first?

WHY GOD

WHY!!!!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)
# me neither
was bloody inconsiderate of her

I've lost all malace now I know it was a brewif and unhappy fling and he now works in a godforsaken nuclear reprocessing plant and she works behind a counter in an asda/wallmart.

But the film still hurts

Edit: Does this mean you are god?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:16, archived)
# why would it mean I was god?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)
# erm
b3ta.com/board/2240183
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)
# nah
I thought you were just yelling in frustration.

I could be god though, does it pay well?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:35, archived)
# depending on your religion it either does, doesnt or it doesnt really matter
I'd go for being a greek god myself not for the bottom sex and in the form of a swan raping antics but for the soap opera like lifestyle and vast amounts of wine
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:48, archived)
# hmm
I'd just like to not have to do any work.

Beyond that, I couldn't care
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:52, archived)