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# if only that had been my 7,000th
message
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# well
go back in time and post some more :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I'd have to go back in time and post less
and where would I get the required 1.21 giga watts at this time of night?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)
# and 88 MPH
don't forget
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# it's probably easier this time of night
less people using the power grid.

Just make sure you go short circuit the fuses first :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ahhhhh but with the solar flares n all
I'd not want to risk it

plus I have to dry my jeans or they wont be ready to wear tomorrow...although if I went back intime and killed my own grandfather I'd be either illegitimate or stuck in a parodixcal loop meaning I wont need any trousers
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)
# just get a skirt
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)
# or
you could wank it hard into the primordial soup
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
then once and for all time I would know who's the daddy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)
# a gnomes underpants
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)