my NYC coffee house ode...Margaret!
smoked a cigarette,
or two.
Margaret!
you liked to laugh and place a bet,
or two.
Margaret,
you could not climb the stairs without breaking a sweat,
Yes you.
Oh Margaret,
you added to the national debt,
Yes you.
Dear Margaret,
You drunkenly swore like a tourette,
It's true
Margaret,
I read in the gazette,
you are dead,
Boo hoo.
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Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:31,
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smoked a cigarette,
or two.
Margaret!
you liked to laugh and place a bet,
or two.
Margaret,
you could not climb the stairs without breaking a sweat,
Yes you.
Oh Margaret,
you added to the national debt,
Yes you.
Dear Margaret,
You drunkenly swore like a tourette,
It's true
Margaret,
I read in the gazette,
you are dead,
Boo hoo.