An Ode, In Commemoration Of Our Lost PrincessMaggie, oh Maggie, oh Maggie, oh Maggie,
As royalty go you were really quite shabby,
No coin of the realm has been graced with your head,
You drank all the gin, smoked some fags, now you're dead.
Margaret, oh Margaret, oh Margaret, oh Margaret,
You've vomited on many a Buck House carpet,
Your life was like one drawn-out Greek tragedy,
And now you are dead and as dead as can be.
(As royalty go you were really quite shabby,
No coin of the realm has been graced with your head,
You drank all the gin, smoked some fags, now you're dead.
Margaret, oh Margaret, oh Margaret, oh Margaret,
You've vomited on many a Buck House carpet,
Your life was like one drawn-out Greek tragedy,
And now you are dead and as dead as can be.
crab_bloke),
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:18,
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my NYC coffee house ode...Margaret!
smoked a cigarette,
or two.
Margaret!
you liked to laugh and place a bet,
or two.
Margaret,
you could not climb the stairs without breaking a sweat,
Yes you.
Oh Margaret,
you added to the national debt,
Yes you.
Dear Margaret,
You drunkenly swore like a tourette,
It's true
Margaret,
I read in the gazette,
you are dead,
Boo hoo.
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Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:31,
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smoked a cigarette,
or two.
Margaret!
you liked to laugh and place a bet,
or two.
Margaret,
you could not climb the stairs without breaking a sweat,
Yes you.
Oh Margaret,
you added to the national debt,
Yes you.
Dear Margaret,
You drunkenly swore like a tourette,
It's true
Margaret,
I read in the gazette,
you are dead,
Boo hoo.
EnjoyableI especially liked your current events in fags... Perhaps in the event of some dogs on percussion in the news, we could have St. Bruno and Drum... Might happen, you just don't know.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:34,
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