On a different condom machine...
...in a different pub, I've seen written 'don't buy this chewing gum, it tastes terrible'.
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Illon Gruci,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:28,
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with thew obligatory reply;
'oh, but what bubbles ... '
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spiny - things are looking up,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:10,
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