
A few...
'if god was to give the world an enema, he'd stick the hose in Stoke on Trent'
Underneath the British Standard sign on the condom machine
'So was the titanic'
'Here i sit in silent bliss
listening to the dribbling piss
now and then a fart is heard
followed by a falling turd
i sit and smell the rising vapour
and see some bastard's nicked the paper'
probably all been seen everywhere else in the world :P
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Tue 4 Nov 2003, 1:20,
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'if god was to give the world an enema, he'd stick the hose in Stoke on Trent'
Underneath the British Standard sign on the condom machine
'So was the titanic'
'Here i sit in silent bliss
listening to the dribbling piss
now and then a fart is heard
followed by a falling turd
i sit and smell the rising vapour
and see some bastard's nicked the paper'
probably all been seen everywhere else in the world :P