A bunch of us went out one night on a girly night outand ended up in a karaoke bar. Not knowing there was a competition on, I got up and belted out a song (Carpenters, Rainy Days & Mondays) and an hour later found out it was a competition and I'd actually won it - of course they did the 'Where's that accent from' thing, so it was the usual 'England, been here 4 years, love it, blah blah'
Went to the toilets half an hour later after buying a round for my friends ($100 buys a lot of beer) and on the back of the stall door was written
'The English bitch can't sing'
I promptly whipped my biro out and wrote 'Neither can you you fat whore, that's why I won' (bearing in mind I had no idea who'd written it)
10 minutes later this girl comes storming over to our table - after I'd told my friends - yelling 'How dare you call me a fat whore'
We all cracked up laughing, as did this girls friends......
(Went to the toilets half an hour later after buying a round for my friends ($100 buys a lot of beer) and on the back of the stall door was written
'The English bitch can't sing'
I promptly whipped my biro out and wrote 'Neither can you you fat whore, that's why I won' (bearing in mind I had no idea who'd written it)
10 minutes later this girl comes storming over to our table - after I'd told my friends - yelling 'How dare you call me a fat whore'
We all cracked up laughing, as did this girls friends......
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 9:09,
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