In my town...The 'Main Street' sign is situated over the river.
Some clever badger changed it to 'Main Piss'
In School today, my and my productive mate decided to change the words on a school letter-
BALLYCLARE HIGH SCHOOL
Parent And Teacher's Association Invite you to the FOR THE
ANNUAL CRAFT FAIR
Yadda yadda yadda.
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Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:25,
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Some clever badger changed it to 'Main Piss'
In School today, my and my productive mate decided to change the words on a school letter-
BALLYCLARE HIGH SCHOOL
AN
Yadda yadda yadda.
Regards school humourWe had to give a reason for being late when we started school after first bell... i noticed someone had been late 10 minutes before me because he was 'rescuing a cat from a tree'
So i said i was late because 'i missed my bus putting a cat up a tree'
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Tue 4 Nov 2003, 21:28,
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So i said i was late because 'i missed my bus putting a cat up a tree'