I really enjoyed...A big printed protest-sign stuck to a wall which read
'Free Tibet...'
altered
'...With every purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value.'
And in Oxford (The Turf IIRC):
someone wrote some rather trite philosophy, provoking the discussion:
'Fuck off posh cunt'
'Not all Oxford students are posh you wanker'
'I am'
'Well you're a cunt then, aren't you?'
Not witty, but makes me laugh a lot.
I haven't seen this yet, although it's a classic:
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid 2p and only farted.
In my halls at KCL there was a hole in one toilet stall, about 2' in diameter. On the inside was written 'stick your cock in here for a blowjob', and on the other side, which was out by the sinks, it read 'I don't know what this is, but if it sticks it's head out again, kick it.'
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Also (in a girls loo, repored by a friend of mine).
'I lost my virginity in here'
'I'm in the wrong loo. Can I have the box it came in?'
('Free Tibet...'
altered
'...With every purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value.'
And in Oxford (The Turf IIRC):
someone wrote some rather trite philosophy, provoking the discussion:
'Fuck off posh cunt'
'Not all Oxford students are posh you wanker'
'I am'
'Well you're a cunt then, aren't you?'
Not witty, but makes me laugh a lot.
I haven't seen this yet, although it's a classic:
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid 2p and only farted.
In my halls at KCL there was a hole in one toilet stall, about 2' in diameter. On the inside was written 'stick your cock in here for a blowjob', and on the other side, which was out by the sinks, it read 'I don't know what this is, but if it sticks it's head out again, kick it.'
edit:
Also (in a girls loo, repored by a friend of mine).
'I lost my virginity in here'
'I'm in the wrong loo. Can I have the box it came in?'
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 18:33,
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