Dunnoif it really counts as 'graffiti' but I was at a party in Dublin with some mates from Larne years back, and also some annoying wankers, including a bloke known as 'Gyp'. He'd been winding everybody up all night so when he finally passed out from too much cider, somebody took an indelible marker and wrote CUNT across his forehead in big, heavy letters. And of course nobody liked him enough to tell him, so he tried to hitch back to Belfast the next day with this still in place. And he had a look about him that said 'DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOW ME IN YOUR VEHICLE' anyway, even without obscenities written across his face in two-inch-high letters.
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