speaking of cockgraffiti after a fashion...auditing a fairly famous record company. Board room has a large electrical roller white-board (the kind that rolls round). In the middle of a very serious meeting, the hard-as-nails female audit partner presses the roller button to get a clean 'sheet'. Scrolls round to reveal a phallus advancing slowly across the room to an eventual length of seven feet. I think I actually had to leave the room. Killed me.
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