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# It was
one of those patronising motivational posters for the staff out the back in Tescos. The picture was of a guy in bed at 5am with his alarm clock going off, with a demon and an angel on either shoulder. Well you know how it goes, the devil was saying 'stay in bed, they can manage without you' or something, so i traced the speech bubble for the angel, cut it out and wrote inside 'Yeah sod it, have a lie in mate'. Was so subtle no managers spotted it for a week :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# On school desks
We used to write "If you're reading this you're not working you slacker". True.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Linzi Sucks Bums
Written everywhere in one subway in Sunderland: "Linzi Sucks Bums". In my mates back lane, "Elvis is King" has been there for years. Also, no one sems to have mentioned the classic "If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)