Wost Job - BK in York1996: During a fortnight working at the main classy Burger King in York I -
- got locked in the meat freezer by the manager on the intro tour.
- threw a kid out of the ball pool on his birthday and got punched by his furious mum. (Cry baby little moth-focker)
- was asked to unblock a diarrhea-filled toilet using only a mechanical 'arm' pincer. The smell alone was indescribable, let alone the swirling effluence...
... about to vomit, I ran out of the gents and was accosted by a posh lady who told me EU regulations meant the toilets had to be re-opened immediately.
I then puked on her shoes.
Naturally my time at BK was up, but then BK had the cheek to say they'd 'owe me' a fortnight's wages, leaving me without beer money for the weekend. Bastards.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 18:06,
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- got locked in the meat freezer by the manager on the intro tour.
- threw a kid out of the ball pool on his birthday and got punched by his furious mum. (Cry baby little moth-focker)
- was asked to unblock a diarrhea-filled toilet using only a mechanical 'arm' pincer. The smell alone was indescribable, let alone the swirling effluence...
... about to vomit, I ran out of the gents and was accosted by a posh lady who told me EU regulations meant the toilets had to be re-opened immediately.
I then puked on her shoes.
Naturally my time at BK was up, but then BK had the cheek to say they'd 'owe me' a fortnight's wages, leaving me without beer money for the weekend. Bastards.
Tanoy duty in a clothes and household storeEveryone with ther hartlepool accents couldnt say Minky dish jet.
Ill talk more about the shop assistant thing later...
(Ill talk more about the shop assistant thing later...
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 18:25,
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