Yup I must join youon the Kirby cleaners! what a fuckin shite job i'm amazed you lasted 6mths, I think I lasted about 3 weeks if I remember correctly. were you skint at the end of it after spending nearly double what you earned on friggin petrol getting you around to all the gullible bastards houses!
£1500 for a fucking Hoover? I think I'll pass thanks!
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Tue 11 Nov 2003, 8:45,
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£1500 for a fucking Hoover? I think I'll pass thanks!
Kirby Cleaners? Pah!You want to try working for the opposition- Filter Queen! Pretty much the same thing I'd wager, only a bit shitter due to the name making you sound like a travelling blow job merchant.
The only pay I received was from taking the shitty thing home and cleaning the house for my mum!
...Although I did garner a fun party trick from their demonstartion spiel- get a mate in a bin bag (head OUTside the bag!) then suck all the air out with the hoover- while the power is on it's impossible to move, and you can now adminster as many blowbacks/ tequila shots as you see fit...
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Tue 11 Nov 2003, 15:04,
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The only pay I received was from taking the shitty thing home and cleaning the house for my mum!
...Although I did garner a fun party trick from their demonstartion spiel- get a mate in a bin bag (head OUTside the bag!) then suck all the air out with the hoover- while the power is on it's impossible to move, and you can now adminster as many blowbacks/ tequila shots as you see fit...
One of the reasons I stayed six monthswas that having a bit of electronics experience I got a room where I serviced and repaired the Kirbys.
Imagine the joy of cleaning clotted beer-puke from the fan housing of a pub kirby at 9am on a monday morning.
Still, made a few quid out of it so it was a touch better than just being stuck in sales all the bloody time.
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Tue 11 Nov 2003, 23:10,
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Imagine the joy of cleaning clotted beer-puke from the fan housing of a pub kirby at 9am on a monday morning.
Still, made a few quid out of it so it was a touch better than just being stuck in sales all the bloody time.