um...the worst flatmate I ever had was austrian. He could only say 'ham sandwich' in english (though we were very suspicious) and he loved to masturbate over pictures of charlie dimmock.
(this may have been a drug/alcohol-induced dream, btw)
((this may have been a drug/alcohol-induced dream, btw)
the nugga says please and thank you,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:27,
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