hahathe bloke i mentioned above had a penchant for carrying weapons. unfortunately, these included:
a lighter and a can of lynx
a small vegetable knife
a bottler opener
in his room he had a baseball bat, a golf putter, and he once thought someone was breaking in because he heard somebody at the door with manc accents, he woke me up, armed with a slipper, only to find it was our housemates from burnley and stockport...
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a lighter and a can of lynx
a small vegetable knife
a bottler opener
in his room he had a baseball bat, a golf putter, and he once thought someone was breaking in because he heard somebody at the door with manc accents, he woke me up, armed with a slipper, only to find it was our housemates from burnley and stockport...