» The Onosecond

blimey
there isn't half some cunts on this board nowadays...

edit: oops!
(Thu 26th May 2005, 16:28, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

i'm a cunt!!!!"
just remembered this one. we were sitting outside the red lion in didsbury for some birthday beers. just having a quiet chat when all of a sudden this bloke on crutches hobbles out into the car park, eagerly chased by his spouse shouting at the top of her head
"i'm a cunt!?! i'm a cunt!?" whilst swinging at him with her handbag.
the sight of the bloke trying to fend her off with his crutches whilst she pronounced her cunt-dom made my day
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 13:56, More)

» Shoddy Presents

ungrateful cunts
in my day, i was lucky to get a lump of coal and a clip round the ear. and that was if i'd been good that year...

(worst present was the hardback edition of 'black beauty' from my aunt who also laminated all of our monopoly money)
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 17:15, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

couldn't be arsed to get a job
so had 11 children to 4 different men and claim off the child benefit.

shut up you little cunts! go out and buy me some fags!


/social comment
(Mon 11th Oct 2004, 18:16, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

not me but
mate who lives in chester.
yank: "i love these buildings, i just can't get enough of this mock tudor"
mate: "er, excuse me, that's real tudor"

stupid americans...
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 9:47, More)