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# The Nutter Housemate and my sweet revenge
I once lived with what seemed the perfecly lovely girl before I moved in with her. Then she turned into the single white female!!

She let me and my cat move in and at first it was all great, until her behaviour became erratic and she would cry all the time and ignore me for no reason and steal my clothes. She would also invite her friends around and tell them to ignore me, as if to force me out. Then she bought a puppie to piss my cat off and the dog pissed everywhere and she would not clean anything up so there was piss and poo everywhere.

The last straw came when I went downstairs a few days before christmas and found a note on the fireplace - saying things were not working as she was going through a nutter stage and wanted me to move out. She did not even have the guts to tell me. And she disappeared that weekend so I could not confront her.

My revenge for being kicked out just before christmas day - I moved all my stuff out while she was out. Pissed on her bathroom carpet and put it in the tumble dryer with her clothes and span it around a while. Then took the mat out and put it on the floor a little damp. So by now all her clothes were not so fresh shall we say. Then to cap it all off I wiped myself (you know where) with her face cloth!!! Yes that is seriously grim but she deserved it for treating me like a prisoner in my own home and stealing from me. I have never done any revenge type stuff before - and boy it did feel good and I often wondered about her wearing those clothes and not knowing why they smelt.

My story should be in a revenge is sweet posting really ! Sorry for the ramble !
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Blimey...
...and to think I knew you!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Nutters with a Dalek in da house !
Need I say more, but they look less scary when you hang your underwear on them.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)