My mate had a psycho Geordieslag living with him in Edinburgh. She'd get twatted on Diamond White, pop into town, drag some poor deluded git home and nob him, volume set at 11 until the wee hours. Not too uncommon. It all got a bit too much when she picked up a STD, dragged my mate's girlfriend into the bathroom, dropped her knickers, spread her legs and said 'It that normal?'. Mate's girlfriend said she had more warts than her grandad and Lemmy put together. Munter.
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