Christ, I just cleaned the bathroom...and I feel so...
SATISFIED.
It wasn't fun, but why didn't anyone tell me of the mental orgasm that results from a shiny chamber pot?
It would've been even better, but my roommate's shit smells like pumpkins.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:00,
archived)