Pre-emptive strike ...Some moons ago I came home drunk at about 7.30am and my flatmate from hell was hogging the shared bathroom having a shower before going to work. So I was forced to defacate in the kitchen bin.
Another had the cheek to thoroughly chastise me for having headboard-banging sexual congress with a mutual lady friend. Although to be fair the headboard was banging against the dividing wall between our rooms and the lady friend hadn't quite got around to breaking up with him at the time.
Oh. And having big feet and a belly full of prescription amphetamines *is* a perfectly valid excuse for stepping on a pet hamster. Even if the cage is on quite a high shelf.
(Another had the cheek to thoroughly chastise me for having headboard-banging sexual congress with a mutual lady friend. Although to be fair the headboard was banging against the dividing wall between our rooms and the lady friend hadn't quite got around to breaking up with him at the time.
Oh. And having big feet and a belly full of prescription amphetamines *is* a perfectly valid excuse for stepping on a pet hamster. Even if the cage is on quite a high shelf.
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04,
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