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# i
once walked under a low tree and looked up to the squawking i heard over head... i saw an falcon or some shit...
no joke... in the centre of a city or some shit...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I don't understand
Was it a falcon or faeces?
And were you in a city or standing in poo?
You seem unsure.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# we get all sorts here...
Foxes damn near live in the garden...we've had badgers, doves, wood pigeons the size of footballs and, at one point, a peregrine falcon tried to carry one off - couldn't even lift the fat pigeon over the shed, so it dropped it on it's head and buggered off...
It's a regular David Attenborough documentary every night.
Foxes scream quite well too - get two of them having a row and it sounds like there's a murder going on...
Then again, the murders are pretty quiet round here - consideration for the neighbours :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)