I know I look like a cranberry...but that's got to be bullshit surely! 5 days in jail for being totally innnocent? Do you really think the filth would charge into
the house like that and then NOT boot the bathroom door off it's hinges?
Come on! Entertaining though I'll say that much.
...And I will admit the story is enhanced by the idea in my head of 12 burly coppers dolled up to the nines with batons, riot shields and zip tie handcuffs all knelt down in front of the bathroom keyhole, whilst there are
sounds of the toilet being desperately filled with nosebag, and then flushed, before the cistern slowly refills....
'I think he's shit himself sarge' 'Right I see- well I suppose we did perhaps catch him by surprise- Johnson go and make us all a nice cup of tea- Hardcastle- hog tie the 2 innocents and find this gentleman some new pants. *Don't worry sir we'll get you nicely cleaned up as soon as you've finished
flushing that bugle and then we'll just ask a couple of quick questions before clearing out and leaving you in peace- sorry for the intrusion*'!!
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:55,
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the house like that and then NOT boot the bathroom door off it's hinges?
Come on! Entertaining though I'll say that much.
...And I will admit the story is enhanced by the idea in my head of 12 burly coppers dolled up to the nines with batons, riot shields and zip tie handcuffs all knelt down in front of the bathroom keyhole, whilst there are
sounds of the toilet being desperately filled with nosebag, and then flushed, before the cistern slowly refills....
'I think he's shit himself sarge' 'Right I see- well I suppose we did perhaps catch him by surprise- Johnson go and make us all a nice cup of tea- Hardcastle- hog tie the 2 innocents and find this gentleman some new pants. *Don't worry sir we'll get you nicely cleaned up as soon as you've finished
flushing that bugle and then we'll just ask a couple of quick questions before clearing out and leaving you in peace- sorry for the intrusion*'!!
Hmmmm...the man's got a point - what understanding rozzers!
"Err, sorry about the window, we got a bit carried away there - PC Tagnut's a bit handy with a chisel, so he's knocking you up a replacement. Meanwhile, would you like something to read while you sort yourself out?"
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"Err, sorry about the window, we got a bit carried away there - PC Tagnut's a bit handy with a chisel, so he's knocking you up a replacement. Meanwhile, would you like something to read while you sort yourself out?"
I´m from SwedenThings work alittle diffrent here. :)
Our foreing affair minister got knifed down and killed while shopping. There were a alot of witnesses, so they managed to cathch the killer. They have had him locked up for about 52 days now. They have DNA prof eye whitness statements and a semii confession from him but he is still not charged with the murder.
So you see things work alittle diffrent here. :)
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:41,
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Our foreing affair minister got knifed down and killed while shopping. There were a alot of witnesses, so they managed to cathch the killer. They have had him locked up for about 52 days now. They have DNA prof eye whitness statements and a semii confession from him but he is still not charged with the murder.
So you see things work alittle diffrent here. :)