You think that's bad!
When my wife and I (then girlfriend) moved into a flat in Hounslow in the late 80s, we decided to find a flatmate as we were fairly poor.
When she first moved in we thought she was OK, but very soon her bad habits made themselves known. These included: keeping us awake at night as she would often wake up at all hours and make a lot of noise; sleeping in during the day; never helping to clear up; never cleaning her room; never cleaning her clothes; I never saw her eat anything that wasn't out of a bottle; she used to pooh in her pants and sit in it; often she would start crying and not stop until we went to see what the matter was...
...you'd think we'd get rid of her pretty quickly eh? Well, 16 years later she's still living with us and now she demands money with menaces and expects me to pick her up from her friends at midnight. She still won't clean her room or clothes and often shouts at us for no reason.
Ladies...Gentlemen...I rest my case!!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34,
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When she first moved in we thought she was OK, but very soon her bad habits made themselves known. These included: keeping us awake at night as she would often wake up at all hours and make a lot of noise; sleeping in during the day; never helping to clear up; never cleaning her room; never cleaning her clothes; I never saw her eat anything that wasn't out of a bottle; she used to pooh in her pants and sit in it; often she would start crying and not stop until we went to see what the matter was...
...you'd think we'd get rid of her pretty quickly eh? Well, 16 years later she's still living with us and now she demands money with menaces and expects me to pick her up from her friends at midnight. She still won't clean her room or clothes and often shouts at us for no reason.
Ladies...Gentlemen...I rest my case!!
damnit
i was going to do that, but about our cat, called Kylie. shoulda been quicker!!!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41,
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