Terry Pratchett...
...Multiple exclamation marks are the sure sign of a diseased mind
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Prof_Frink has remembered his username,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:44,
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or an
untalented cranberry of a shitty fantasy novel writer
"orcs and elves" my arse
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Reckless_Rik,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:46,
archived)