Went to college with a blokeWho never did any homework, and every time he was asked for it, without fail, would offer the excuse that his grandmother had died.
Bizarrely, the lecturers apparently never thought to question this, seemingly quite happy to accept that he had several hundred grandmothers and they were dropping like flies. Just didn't give a toss, I suppose.
Oh, and his excuse when he was late in in the morning was that someone had got into his car (again), and stolen his fags and newspaper. Probably true. His car had no driver's door. Though why this would make him late is anyone's guess. As is the reason for him leaving things in the car all the time. Spod.
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Bizarrely, the lecturers apparently never thought to question this, seemingly quite happy to accept that he had several hundred grandmothers and they were dropping like flies. Just didn't give a toss, I suppose.
Oh, and his excuse when he was late in in the morning was that someone had got into his car (again), and stolen his fags and newspaper. Probably true. His car had no driver's door. Though why this would make him late is anyone's guess. As is the reason for him leaving things in the car all the time. Spod.