Oh, where to begin?*'Of course I love you for who you are. Your thousands of expendable dollars have nothing to do with it.'
*'Mom, I'm only a waitress at that bar. I would never strip for money.'
*'Of course there are no drugs in my car, officer. Those plastic biohazard containment bags? Dildos. Just dildos.'
*I once gave a typesetter an ounce of schwag to publish my obituary in the local paper to get a bill collector to stop calling.
*On a few occasions, I lied to customers at the strip joint and said I'd blow them in my car for twenty bucks, then had my current mantoy mug them. Does that count?
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*'Mom, I'm only a waitress at that bar. I would never strip for money.'
*'Of course there are no drugs in my car, officer. Those plastic biohazard containment bags? Dildos. Just dildos.'
*I once gave a typesetter an ounce of schwag to publish my obituary in the local paper to get a bill collector to stop calling.
*On a few occasions, I lied to customers at the strip joint and said I'd blow them in my car for twenty bucks, then had my current mantoy mug them. Does that count?