Making Girls Cry Can Be Big And CleverI met my current lady about 3 years ago. She was going out with some other guy (and would continue to do so until the start of this year) and I had just broken up with someone.
I am the kind of vindictive cranberry to take revenge on the entire female species (whether or not they are responsible for my ire) so after about 5 minutes of me laying in to her (along the lines of 'you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life'), she ran to the pub toilets in tears.
When I bumped into her about 6 months ago, she remembered me as 'that cranberry that made me cry'. I didn't remember her at all until much later, when she reminded me of the story.
My earlier cuntish behaviour provided the perfect before / after situation of charming, happy drunk with miserable, bastard drunk. I could not fail.
Now she's MY gorgeously depraved girl I ca't say enough nice things about her.
'you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life' is not the biggest lie I've ever told - but it is proof that making girls cry can work to your advantage!
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I am the kind of vindictive cranberry to take revenge on the entire female species (whether or not they are responsible for my ire) so after about 5 minutes of me laying in to her (along the lines of 'you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life'), she ran to the pub toilets in tears.
When I bumped into her about 6 months ago, she remembered me as 'that cranberry that made me cry'. I didn't remember her at all until much later, when she reminded me of the story.
My earlier cuntish behaviour provided the perfect before / after situation of charming, happy drunk with miserable, bastard drunk. I could not fail.
Now she's MY gorgeously depraved girl I ca't say enough nice things about her.
'you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life' is not the biggest lie I've ever told - but it is proof that making girls cry can work to your advantage!