Two Big OnesI once convinced my entire GCSE IT class that Roy Walker (he of CatchPhrase fame) used to be a member of the IRA and had spent 7 years in prison for kneecapping someone.
I also regularly tell ugly, boring, or just plain irritating people in the pub that my name is Sebastian. I just don't want a bunch of doss cranberry to know anything about me, however insignificant.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 17:48,
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I also regularly tell ugly, boring, or just plain irritating people in the pub that my name is Sebastian. I just don't want a bunch of doss cranberry to know anything about me, however insignificant.
Being somewhat attractive -I am often approached & duly chatted up when out & about.
Now when I'm feeling tired or the chatter upper is hunch backed, wearing boating loafers, a thin leather tie or has no comprehension of life-size matchstick sculptures, my name instantly becomes Deirdre. Its wonderful how a name can really work wonders, they immediately run run run away....as fast as they can
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 15:34,
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Now when I'm feeling tired or the chatter upper is hunch backed, wearing boating loafers, a thin leather tie or has no comprehension of life-size matchstick sculptures, my name instantly becomes Deirdre. Its wonderful how a name can really work wonders, they immediately run run run away....as fast as they can