Lying to Yanks
No time to read the whole thread this week, so apologies if this one's been done but, when I were a lad and travelling round Europe like a bum, we Brits used to love lying to americans and winding them up too. The best was to fake a conversation in there hearing saying that you really fancied a wank, then when they asked what it was, explaining that it was we called a pint of real english beer, and that when they visited England, be sure to go into a pub and ask the barman for a wank (that's w*nk, if the filter is on).
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 14:08,
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