Toilet Trauma
I'm not really sure if its the biggest lie (well, it was many of us that lied to save my ass) I've ever told but I still cringe at it for some reason.
It was a few weeks ago actually.
I was at my Youth Club which I go to every Tuesday (to 'Play Sports' if that counts as messing around and playing truth or dare!) and I was outside the Sports Hall that I was hanging out with my friend, where the Boys' and Girls' toilets are. I found about 50 leaflets about birds and said I would shove them down the Boys' Toilets. She thought I wouldnt, but I did. I ran away and then saw this kid going in. I heard a flush of the toilet and burst into laughter.
About 20 minutes later, everyone was shouting, 'The loo's blocked!' as apparently that kid who went into the toilet had a shit in it and flushed the loo. It stank up the whole place and the POLICE even got envolved, but all the kids who went to Youth Club blamed it on the little ginger welsh kid that did the shit (who also goes to a Welsh Club which is also in the building we go to youth club)and he didnt even speak English! He was crying and crying as they called his parents and he got a spankin. I do feel really bad, but my ass was definatley saved, thanks to all my mates!
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 18:56,
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It was a few weeks ago actually.
I was at my Youth Club which I go to every Tuesday (to 'Play Sports' if that counts as messing around and playing truth or dare!) and I was outside the Sports Hall that I was hanging out with my friend, where the Boys' and Girls' toilets are. I found about 50 leaflets about birds and said I would shove them down the Boys' Toilets. She thought I wouldnt, but I did. I ran away and then saw this kid going in. I heard a flush of the toilet and burst into laughter.
About 20 minutes later, everyone was shouting, 'The loo's blocked!' as apparently that kid who went into the toilet had a shit in it and flushed the loo. It stank up the whole place and the POLICE even got envolved, but all the kids who went to Youth Club blamed it on the little ginger welsh kid that did the shit (who also goes to a Welsh Club which is also in the building we go to youth club)and he didnt even speak English! He was crying and crying as they called his parents and he got a spankin. I do feel really bad, but my ass was definatley saved, thanks to all my mates!